OH MY GOD I FOUND IT
the video that this gif
OH MY FUCKING GOD CAN I GET GIFS OF THE ENTIRE THING LIKE OMFG WE NEED MORE THAN JUST THE BEGINNING
Did you know that Crush is portrayed “high” because Sea Turtles actually eat jellyfish and the poisons inside the jelly doesn’t actually harm the turtle but instead intoxicates them much like marijuana does for humans.
i just thought it was because he was supposed to be a “surfer dude”
Government is good.
Big Brother is watching you.
The State wants to take care of you.
north Korea scares me to death. the fact that a place like that still exists in modern day. those people are prisoners.
HE IS ASKED TO COME CLOSE AND SNUGGLE AND HE IS SO HAPPY TO
Why can’t more people think like John Green?
this is probably my favorite john green quotation ever.
weak unprepared people sleep naked. what are you gonna do when a robber comes in your house and see you naked? ?your material possessions can be replaced but your dignity cannot.
the robber will be so blown away by my massive DONG that he will have SO MUCH RESPECT for me and my MASSIVE PENIS that he will put all the stuff back and walk out. all because of my COLOSSAL MEMBER.